I have given birth to animals

For those of you who know me you know that when it comes to computers I am an idiot.  I think I knew what I was doing back in 1995 (were computers even invented then)?  Anyhow, I used to blog on wordpress (and by "used to blog" I mean I have written two blogs.  Two) but my computer illiteracy has caused me rethink my choice.  So here I am... writing my third blog ever on a different bloggy thing. 

I digress.  I have two handsome, talented, boys whom I love very much.  That being said, why do I find myself saying things to them that I never thought I would have to say to another human being, like, "why did you pee on the floor again?"  "Why is there poo on the carpet?" "Don't lick your brother." "Stop chewing the furniture!"  Okay, I haven't said that last one.  Yet.

It's true though.  There are certain truths that come to having boys.  My bathrooms will never truly be clean again, there is at least one room in my house that will always smell like feet, and going to the bathroom in the middle of the night is dangerous.  I get it, but does it get better.  Is there some point in a boys life where you say to yourself, "Oh good, the puppy phase is over.  We have ourselves a real live boy"??? 

Don't get me wrong.  I love my boys, if someone asked me to trade my boys for their girls I would hesitate, and probably say no.  Okay, fine, I would definitely say no (I know what happens to girls around the age of 9, you're not tricking me into this one).  I'm just wondering when they become civilized humans, that's all.  No offense to the zero number of men who read my silly diatribes.

Lastly, if you like my little rants please follow my blog.  Perhaps it will motivate me!  

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